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Time to see if watching california split will finally teach me how to play poker
#i want to learn card games i really do but anytime someone tries to teach me i black out#same with chess#california split
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elon: are you saying all democrats are gay
connor: i think everyone is gay
elon: are you gay?
connor: no
#jasper speaks#i literally stopped paying attention for 2 seconds then connor was talking about how he wasnt gay because of? cloth?#they are both just SAYING THINGS#WHAT IS GOING ON#connor is trying to play mind chess and also just eating the pieces at the same time#500 notes#1k notes
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Watching this again, it becomes incredibly clear in s3 that Nate is teaching Parker how to run her own crew. He fully anticipates that she will be his legacy, and more than anyone else---more than Sophie or Hardison, more than Eliot (though I would argue that Eliot never even slightly wanted it)---he is teaching her how to take over, think like he thinks and plan like he plans. He fumbles some of the emotional stuff, never actually tells her explicitly...but by the time you reach s3 he's clearly all-in. He's decided. Parker is going to be Nate 2.0, with different more exciting bugs than the 1.0 version.
#there's a handful of scenes in subsequent episodes where it's the two of them standing in the control room#and poring over schematics and documents#discussing between them how to move chess pieces around the board. it's subtle but it stands out.#(aftshadowing? I guess? not sure what foreshadowing is when the shadows didn't exist at the time.)#anyway I'm just fascinated by nate and parker. two people who are different in every way except#their weird. it vibrates at the same frequency.#they like art but mostly for non-artistic reasons. they think a lot about insurance plans and security systems.#they don't....really understand people except the 3-4 humans that are sometimes okay.#they both go weak the moment you introduce a child to the mix - but it also throws their alien strangeness in sharp relief.#anyway.#leverage
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#max verstappen#autumn posts#HE IS SO CUTE!!! 😩💞#also I had almost the same chess set as a kid!! this whole little vid is a delight#hope its a good Wednesday!! can't wait to catch up soon!!!!
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watching docm77 vs the other hermits is like being in a daycare and all the kids are learning their abc's except for one child in the corner who just reinvented the atomic bomb
#the hermits are playing tic tac toe while doc plays 4d chess#it's like they're not even playing the same game#he's on another level of existence. like literally. another plane of being#and i wouldn’t have it any other way#horsemeatposting#hermitcraft#docm77
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very charmed by the idea of nick pulling out little half-moon glasses to read a document and gloria getting so mad about it that she develops a headache
#text post#fallout 4#nick valentine#fo4#gloria roche#the same kind of mad she gets when he loses their chess games badly
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in the lonely hearts club job leverage asks the question "does romantic love exist?" and answers it by having eliot buy parker a venus fly trap on hardison's behalf, expecting no recognition and revealing eliot remembers a throwaway comment parker made on their second job together.
we all know this.
but was anybody going to tell me hardison already had a browser window open looking for restaurants to buy eliot in portland in response at the start of the episode immediately after that? or was i supposed to figure it out on a rewatch all by myself?!
#leverage#leverage ot3#eliot spencer#eliot#hardison#alec hardison#parker#ot3#leverage posting#jam posts#AND TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR. I *CALLED* THE BREW PUB AS A RESPONSE TO THE VENUS FLY TRAP IN MY NOTES. THE PHYSICAL NOTES I TAKE#WHENEVER I WATCH LEVERAGE. I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS THIS IMMEDIATE#my notes literally go girls/boys night out job 'parker is the only one playing 4d relationship chess so far. when does hardison join in &#what makes parker sure enough to push eliot more or is it just inevitable eliot's a part of the relationship conversation p&h have btween#seasons?' and then the lonely hearts job immediately afterwards is like. romantiv love exists. look at this very meaningful gesture eliot#made on hardison's behalf. answering the how does hardison clue in and what makes p&h confident enough to push question at the exact same#time. and then in the gold job. 'portland restaurants'. being searched. i swear to god.
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Man “Battle Nexus: New York” was a great episode but I do have one major gripe with it.
Like. Raph being paired up with Ghostbear? Makes sense. Works great. Works amazing, even.
Mikey being paired up with Meatsweats? Yeah that checks out!!
Donnie getting…Hypno…? I mean. I guess Donnie doesn’t like magic so it kindaaa works but Kendra would have been a much better choice to me personally. Maybe Big Mama didn’t wanna include a human or something…
And Leo getting…uh…one of the Sando Brothers???? Of all villains? Nah let’s be real, his main villain is more Big Mama herself (or Leo could be considered his own worst enemy lmao-). Hell Hypno would have probably worked better here considering their shared love for magic tricks and stuff, but Carl Sando????
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#battle nexus: new york#nah this will always be baffling to me#like no joke big mama really is Leo’s main villain so it makes sense that she’s not paired with him#given that she’s running this all#but giving him ONE of the Sando brothers?? not even both???#outrageous#hypno or even warren would have been better here tbh#at least there’s some basis there for both and either option would have been so fun#not that what we got WASNT fun it def was but the sando bro was the weak link because no one cares about him#and I would have killed for a Donnie Kendra forced team up 😭#Donnie also could have worked with Stockboy ig or hell even Repo tbh?#but Kendra is the much more interesting and fitting choice here for him imo#honestly though this post was made because I do NOT understand the choice of CARL SANDO#both of them together are forgettable enough#separating them gets rid of the one thing they even had#I remember watching and being like who tf is that#he’s got some funny moments but man anyone would have been better 😭#going back to Kendra and Donnie because I LOVE their dynamic#the result of their team up could have ended exactly the same as canon#only instead of Kendra not knowing chess it’s instead her and Donnie arguing about what the right move would be#and they never actually make a move because of it
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din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child
boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu
#star wars#din djarin#boba fett#redbean talks#meanwhile jango; age 14: the actual mand'alor#very funny to realize that din and boba are almost the same age#when you look at the difference in what they were doing for most of the clone wars#din at age ten was a small frightened child hiding from super battle droids behind a space dumpster(?)#boba at age ten was jangos copilot/getaway driver for jedi-hunting missions (and also an equally small child)#then three years later was a full blown crime boss and involved in human trafficking#i really want to see more of the mundane conversations about raising grogu#like among the mandos there's#din (children of the watch hardcore mando): i must teach my small son to shoot#boba (literally-lifelong bounty hunter raised in child soldier central): do you want recommendations for good starting blasters#bo katan: i asked the armorer to make a custom set of knives too btw#the armorer (already made armor for small son): dont you think he needs a flametrhower for his birthday#and then the Associates#they've got ig11 (trigger happy assassin droid); fennec (experienced bounty hunter who fought cad bane at age early-20s?)#krrsantan (crazy gladiator probably-madclaw); koska (tackled boba as an introduction); axe (stabbed paz over a game of chess)#and then. there is Luke.#imagine everyone pondering over how to modify a disruptor rifle to fit very small arms#(because boba's absolutely going to spoil his small green nephew)#and luke just in the background like 'maybe we should. not? give the preschooler a deadly weapon? this is not safe?'#din: eh he's smart he'll be fine#luke; fearing for his life: it's not him im worried about-
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GOD the Jaime-Cat Dungeon Scene (tm) is so good. We spend chapter after chapter watching Cat in utter conflict with herself, torn in different directions. She wants to find her daughters in King's Landing, to go to Winterfell and parent her sons, to stay with her dying father, to mourn her recently dead husband, to be an advisor to her son and brothers that they actually listen to. She is trying to be a mother, a daughter, a sister, to both nurture and council Robb. But it's too much, she can't do all of it.
Meanwhile, Jaime is locked in a dungeon for the entire book (very wife in the attic of him) and yet scarcely goes a chapter without his name being referred to by one person or another. He's practically present in conversations with Cersei and Tyrion, for how much they evoke his name to try to convince the other of something. Others think of his battle prowess, or want him dead, or share the story of his evil deeds, and Cat isn't excluded from this. He's a symbol more than he's a person, a token, a bargaining chip. Never to be harmed for fear of the Stark daughters' lives, but completely trapped by his own status.
So this makes it all the more satisfying to see Cat, in a fit of rage and grief, go downwards to question him at last, after hundreds of pages of this evocation of his name. She's tired of the lack of movement, of the posturing of the men around her, of all that she has lost and had to shrug off to keep going. And what does he tell her? That there are too many vows, too many promises that conflict. He says that honor is too much, that he could never have kept all the plates spinning. That it's too much!!
After a whole year of endless loss and fear and feeling completely alone, one visit to this symbol of a person and he completely and transparently spells out her entire deal, so much of her internal anguish. And then he looks at her and says that there are no men like him, that no one else would get it. like oh my god. george!!!
#asoiaf#acok#jaime lannister#catelyn stark#they are two people trapped in eternal awareness of the fact that there was never a winning hand for them#catelyn despises him for such understandable reasons but they are in the same boat of awareness#two of the relics who were chess pieces in robert's rise to power now experiencing war again#and that's just like. one layer going on here don't get me Started
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Stiles and Peter having a bonding moment over (spins wheel) chess?
"Sooo, the pony goes what way again?"
Peter takes takes a sip of his wine and looks out the big bay window in the study of the pack house, keeping his eyes away from the chessboard, away from where Stiles sits across from a some important higher up in the pack they've been negotiating a treaty with—a pack member who took a particular liking to the Hale emissary. For the sake of diplomatic relations, Stiles had politely agreed to one game of chess. But it's Peter's chessboard in Peter's study, so Peter had insisted on supervising.
Peter listens as the man explains the rules to Stiles. For the third time. Far too patient and indulgent for anyone without an ulterior motive. He's also bad at keeping his eyes away from the slope of Stiles' pale throat.
"Why don't you put some money on it, keep things interesting?" Peter suggests boredly.
He swirls the wine around in his glass and doesn't look away from the window. It's spring outside and beautiful, all of the animals crying out for mates. Including the one across from Stiles.
"Oh, I wouldn't want to take advantage," the man says. "It wouldn't be fair."
Peter looks away from the window, fishes a fifty out of his wallet, and puts it on the table next to the marble chessboard with a placid smile.
"You're right, of course. But it's unfortunately my duty to support my pack."
The man chuckles, the allure of easy money tempting. The fifty is matched and they begin playing.
It doesn't take long, even though Stiles normally likes to play with his food.
"That was fast," Peter says, re-setting the pieces on the chessboard after the sore loser has stormed off into the night, fifty dollars poorer and humiliated by Stiles' expert trouncing.
"I didn't like the way he talked down to me," Stiles says. "Or I would've dragged it out.
"I didn't like the way he looked at you," Peter says plainly.
"Like he wanted to eat me?" Stiles asks. "Oh, are you the only one who's allowed to look at me like that, big bad?"
Peter flips one of the knights around in his fingers, the marble cool against his skin. He places it down in its rightful place on the board, meets Stiles' gaze, and smiles with all of his teeth.
"Tell me, Stiles, which way does the pony go again?"
[help me write! shoot me an ask with a writing prompt for something short, and i’ll try and answer it!]
#steter#ask games#i guess they're not really bonding over chess they're bonding over swindling idiots#same thing
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if i had a nickel for every time a dragon age protagonist kicks off the plot by disrupting a big magical ritual that ends in mass destruction, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but weird that it happened twice
#weirdly solas is the one to blame for both#love that solas says in trespasser that he is not like corypheus but then makes the same mistake#of not calculating for some rando showing up and fucking everything over#solas be playing 5d chess and rook is out there eating the pieces when solas isn't looking#dragon age the veilguard#dav#da4#rook#inquisitor
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The Soul Jams in CRK are literally like the fucking Brilyantes from Encantadia. Damn.
#chess' boredom#crk#Encantadia#encantadia is a Filipino fantasy series ughhhshagd its literally the same#calling out ti my fellow filipino crk fans please
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"he would not fucking do that" but its me reworking the fic im writing because I originally had Tim doing something early in the morning despite knowing full well that he would be honk-shooing it face-first into his keyboard for like ten hours instead
#SIGH#I need to shove blorbos into a room together that DO NOT want to talk#like I can do it but it feels a little like trying to put together magnets with the same electrical charge.#playing 5D chess against fictional characters >:(#no im not dropping the fic yet I have several chapters to write and am on ch 1 draft 1#if I even post it at all lmao#batman#batman comics#batfam#batfamily#tim drake#red robin#fanfiction#dc#dc comics#detective comics#dcu#dc universe#ao3#archive of our own
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I think I've seen this film before...
#not exactly the same dynamic but#they remind me of hugh's chess player metaphor of hannigram#which applies to them as well#any fellow hannibal enjoyers out there who watches hyper knife also?#hyper knife#kdrama#disney plus#hulu#espn#hannibal#hannigram
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Daniel taking more of a backseat during this session is, IMO, not only in deference to what is a highly traumatic memory for Louis, but also a calculated move on his part that speaks to the longer game he’s trying to play. He wants to take down Armand and remembering San Francisco just made it a real personal vendetta. But Armand can deflect Daniel’s blunt provocations (or at least suppress his reaction to them) pretty easily so that’s not going to work. Armand’s only weakness at this point in time is Louis. So it’s not only essential that Daniel stay on Louis’ good side, but also carefully nudge Louis to seeing the darker side to and duplicitous nature of Armand’s actions. This has already proven to work for him: at the end of episode 5, Daniel, in an uncharacteristically gentle tone, calmly led Louis to the conclusion he already reached about what (who) happened to both their memories. He’s indeed very careful all throughout the recollection of the trial to not be too flippant or interject too often. But when he does, outside of a few exceptions, he deliberately calls attention to Armand: his position in the narrative, the scope of his actions, emphasizing what he failed to do. It’s not quite enough to completely turn Louis against Armand, but seeds have been planted and I don’t believe it will take much more nudging from Daniel to send it all over the edge.
#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#the character you are#to bring back the claudia-daniel parallels: i’m thinking of how claudia kept playing chess with lestat despite constantly losing#until she finally figured out how to beat him#that’s essentially what daniel is trying to do with armand#and while i think dubai is set to go nuclear in the season finale#i’m not wholly convinced daniel will be finished fighting against armand#we’ll just have to wait and see#i also do like how self-serving this is of daniel#again like claudia wanting vengeance against lestat and using Louis to get it#daniel’s now doing the same#god i wish they could’ve met they’d have so much fun reading them all for filth
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